Jets are delicious.
Probably.
The internet's #1 (and only) club for people who eat jets for fun. Tap a jet to nom it.
Nutrition Facts
We believe in transparency. Here's exactly what goes into one medium jet. Please read it, then go eat a sandwich instead.
Our dietitians (two pilots and a raccoon) recommend no more than zero jets per day as part of a balanced diet.
Nutrition Facts
How We Got Here
Humans have dreamed of flight for millennia. A smaller, stranger group dreamed of lunch.
The Wright brothers fly for 12 seconds. Nobody thinks to take a bite. A missed opportunity.
French entertainer Michel Lotito, aka "Monsieur Mangetout," reportedly ate an entire Cessna 150 in small pieces over about two years. He had a rare medical condition. You don't. Please don't try this.
NomJet is founded on the idea that jets are fun to eat, provided they are pixels.
You, at the top of the leaderboard. Scroll back up and keep nomming.
FAQ
Questions people ask us, mostly with concern.
Can I actually eat a jet?
No. Absolutely not. Aircraft are metal, fuel and wiring, none of which belong in a human body. NomJet is a joke and a game. The only jets you should eat here are the pixel ones at the top of the page.
What does a jet taste like?
Reports suggest "mostly aluminium, a hint of fuel, and the faint aroma of an airport food court." We have chosen not to verify this.
Is the Fighter Jet Flambé really that spicy?
It goes supersonic on the Scoville scale. Order with a glass of milk and a signed waiver.
Do you deliver?
Only by air. Delivery takes anywhere from 45 minutes to "we're circling, there's weather."
How do I rank up in the game?
Nom more jets. Ranks go Hangar Nibbler → Runway Gourmand → Taxiway Muncher → Sky Glutton → Apex Jetivore. Legend says there is one more after that.
Join the Club
Become an official NomJet member. Benefits include nothing, delivered with enthusiasm.